Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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