I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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