i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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