all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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