So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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