Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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