laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Randomize
