There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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