Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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