There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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