the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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