You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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