I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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