So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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