Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
thus making me awesome and them whores
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
it glows. i had to have it.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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