it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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