i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Farmville is her only friend.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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