i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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