the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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