do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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