More tranny stories later!
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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