Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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