sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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