Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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