I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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