and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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