Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Alive.
So much puke
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Sorry about my life...
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Randomize
