two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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