Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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