Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
