no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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