My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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