the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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