But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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