I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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