everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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