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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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