CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
why does every cop we meet know your name?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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