Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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