did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
