Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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