Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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