it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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