Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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