after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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