Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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