I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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