I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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