I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
