So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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