: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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