I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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