can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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