Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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