it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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