You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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